Not keeping up

For a brief moment as I sipped my coffee I did that terrible comparison thing... "How come they are preggo and I'm not?"

This morning I wonder why Kim kardashian, who had failed marriages, a sex tape, and is famous for cleaning Paris Hilton's closet gets to be a mom. With that thick head of hair, that bitch has everything...


Then I remembered what she looks like when she's crying.

I felt much better.